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第1章 DISCLAIMER

The people who appear in this book are based on my sugar-fueled, alcohol-addled memories of meeting guys in crowded, noisy bars well after my bedtime. Some recollections may be a little hazier than others, so please excuse any imprecision and enjoy the show.

For Chrissy and Katy,

who are way better than boyfriends.

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