"I know exactly what your mother wants, Phyllis," observed Mrs.
Hilary.
"It's just to teach them the ordinary things," said little Miss Phyllis.
"What are the ordinary things?" I ventured to ask.
"What all girls are taught, of course, Mr. Carter," said Mrs.
Hilary. "I'll write about it at once." And she looked at me as if she thought that I might be about to go.
"It is a comprehensive curriculum," I remarked, crossing my legs, "if one may judge from the results. How old are your younger sisters, Miss Phyllis?""Fourteen and sixteen," she answered.
"It is a pity," said I, "that this didn't happen a little while back. I knew a governess who would have suited the place to a t.'"Mrs. Hilary smiled scornfully.
"We used to meet--" I continued.
"Who used to meet?" asked Miss Phyllis.
"The governess and myself, to be sure," said I, "under the old apple tree in the garden at the back of the house.""What house, Mr. Carter?"
"My father's house, of course, Miss Phyllis. And--""Oh, but that must be ages ago!" cried she.
Mrs. Hilary rose, cast one glance at me, and turned to the writing table. Her pen began to scratch almost immediately.
"And under the apple tree," I pursued, "we had many pleasant conversations.""What about?" asked Miss Phyllis.
"One thing and another," I returned. "The schoolroom windows looked out that way--a circumstance which made matters more comfortable for everybody.""I should have thought--" began Miss Phyllis, smiling slightly, but keeping an apprehensive eye on Mrs. Hilary's back.
"Not at all," I interrupted. "My sisters saw us, you see. Well, of course they entertained an increased respect for me, which was all right, and a decreased respect for the governess, which was also all right. We met in the hour allotted to French lessons--by an undesigned but appropriate coincidence.""I shall say about thirty-five, Phyllis," called Mrs. Hilary from the writing table.
"Yes, Cousin Mary," called Miss Phyllis. "Did you meet often, Mr. Carter?""Every evening in the French hour," said I.
"She'll have got over any nonsense by then," called Mrs. Hilary.
"They are often full of it."
"She had remarkably pretty hair," I continued; "very soft it was.
Dear me! I was just twenty."
"How old was she?" asked Miss Phyllis.
"One's first love," said I, "is never any age. Everything went very well. Happiness was impossible. I was heartbroken, and the governess was far from happy. Ah, happy, happy times!""But you don't seem to have been happy," objected Miss Phyllis.
"Then came a terrible evening--"
"She ought to be a person of active habits," called Mrs. Hilary.
"I think so, yes, Cousin Mary; oh, what happened, Mr. Carter?""And an early riser," added Mrs. Hilary.
"Yes, Cousin Mary. What did happen, Mr. Carter?""My mother came in during the French hour. I don't know whether you have observed, Miss Phyllis, how easy it is to slip into the habit of entering rooms when you had better remain outside. Now, even my friend Arch--However, that's neither here nor there. My mother, as I say, came in.""Church of England, of course, Phyllis?" called Mrs. Hilary.
"Oh, of course, cousin Mary," cried little Miss Phyllis.
"The sect makes no difference," I observed. "Well, my sisters, like good girls, began to repeat the irregular verbs. But it was no use. We were discovered. That night, Miss Phyllis, I nearly drowned myself.""You must have been--Oh, how awful, Mr. Carter!""That is to say, I thought how effective it would be if I drowned myself. Ah, well, it couldn't last!""And the governess?"
"She left next morning."
There was a pause. Miss Phyllis looked sad and thoughtful; Ismiled pensively and beat my cane against my leg.
"Have you ever seen her since?" asked Miss Phyllis.
"No."
