Why he got nearly rampant with excitement.And so did I, though I wouldn't want it known by Tirzah Ann's husband's folks and others in Jonesville.They call it "steeple chasin'" so if they should hear on't, it wouldn't sound so very wicked any way.Ishould probable tell 'em if they said too much, "That it wuz a pity if folks couldn't get interested in a steeple and chase it up." But between you and me I didn't see no sign of a steeple, nor meetin' house nor nuthin'.I s'pose they gin it that name to make it seem more righter to perfessors.I know it wuz a great comfort to me.(But I don't think they chased a steeple, and Josiah don't, for we think we should have seen it if they had.)Wall, as I say, we wuz both dretfully interested, excited, and wrought up, I s'pose I ort to say, when a chap accosted me and says to me sunthin' about buyin' a pool.And I shook my head and sez, "No, I don't want to buy no pool."But he kep' on a talkin' and a urgin', and sez, "Won't you buy a French pool, mom, you can make lots of money out of it.""A pool," sez I in dignified axents, and some stern, for I wuz weary with his importunities."What do I want a pool for? Don't you s'pose there's any pools in Jonesville, and I never thought nothin' on 'em, I always preferred runnin' water.But if I wuz a goin' to buy one, what under the sun do you s'pose I would buy one way off here for, hundreds of miles from Jonesville?""I might possibly," sez I, not wantin' to hurt his feelin's and tryin' to think of some use I could put it tot " might if you had a good small American pool, that wuz a sellin' cheap; and I could have it set right in our back yard, clost to the horse barn, why I might possibly try to make a dicker with you for it.I might use it for raisin' ducks and geese, though I'd rather have a runnin' stream then.But how under the sun you think I could take a pool home on a tower, how I could pack it, or transport it, or drive it home is a mystery to me."Again he sez mechinecally, "Lots of wimmen do get 'em.""Wall, some wimmen," sez I mildly, for I see he wuz a lookin' at me perfect dumbfoundered.I see I wuz fairly stuntin' him with my eloquence."Some wimmen will buy anything if it has a French name to it.But I prefer my own country, land or water.And some wimmen," sez I, "will buy anything if they can get it cheap, things they don't need, and would be better off without, from a eliphant down to a magnificent nothin' to call husband.They'll buy any worthless and troublesome thing jest to get 'em to goin'.
Now such wimmen would jest jump at that pool.But that haint my way.No, I don't want to purchase your pool."Sez he, "You are mistaken, mom!"
"No I haint," sez I firmly and with decesion."No I haint.Idon't need no pool.It wouldn't do me no good to keep it on my hands, and I haint no notion of settin' up in the pool or pond business, at my age.""And then," sez I reasonably, "the canal runs jest down below our orchard, and if we run short, we could get all the water we wanted from there.And we have got two good cisterns and a well on the place."Sez he, "What I mean is, bettin' on a horse.Do you want to bet on which horse will go the fastest, the black one or the bay one?""No," sez I, "I don't want to bet."
But he kep' on a urgin' me, and thinkin' I had disappinted him in sellin' a pool, or rather pond, I thought it wouldn't hurt me to kinder gin in to him in this, so I sez mildly, "Bettin' is sunthin'
I don't believe in, but seein' I have disappinted you in sellin'
