The idea of a man's "interviewing" himself is rather odd, to be sure.
But then that is what we are all of us doing every day.I talk half the time to find out my own thoughts, as a school-boy turns his pockets inside out to see what is in them.One brings to light all sorts of personal property he had forgotten in his inventory.
--You don't know what your thoughts are going to be beforehand? said the "Member of the Haouse," as he calls himself.
--Why, of course I don't.Bless your honest legislative soul, Isuppose I have as many bound volumes of notions of one kind and another in my head as you have in your Representatives' library up there at the State House.I have to tumble them over and over, and open them in a hundred places, and sometimes cut the leaves here and there, to find what I think about this and that.And a good many people who flatter themselves they are talking wisdom to me, are only helping me to get at the shelf and the book and the page where Ishall find my own opinion about the matter in question.
--The Member's eyes began to look heavy.
--It 's a very queer place, that receptacle a man fetches his talk out of.The library comparison does n't exactly hit it.You stow away some idea and don't want it, say for ten years.When it turns up at last it has got so jammed and crushed out of shape by the other ideas packed with it, that it is no more like what it was than a raisin is like a grape on the vine, or a fig from a drum like one hanging on the tree.Then, again, some kinds of thoughts breed in the dark of one's mind like the blind fishes in the Mammoth Cave.We can't see them and they can't see us; but sooner or later the daylight gets in and we find that some cold, fishy little negative has been spawning all over our beliefs, and the brood of blind questions it has given birth to are burrowing round and under and butting their blunt noses against the pillars of faith we thought the whole world might lean on.And then, again, some of our old beliefs are dying out every year, and others feed on them and grow fat, or get poisoned as the case may be.And so, you see, you can't tell what the thoughts are that you have got salted down, as one may say, till you run a streak of talk through them, as the market people run a butterscoop through a firkin.
Don't talk, thinking you are going to find out your neighbor, for you won't do it, but talk to find out yourself.There is more of you--and less of you, in spots, very likely--than you know.
--The Member gave a slight but unequivocal start just here.It does seem as if perpetual somnolence was the price of listening to other people's wisdom.This was one of those transient nightmares that one may have in a doze of twenty seconds.He thought a certain imaginary Committee of Safety of a certain imaginary Legislature was proceeding to burn down his haystack, in accordance with an Act, entitled an Act to make the Poor Richer by making the Rich Poorer.And the chairman of the committee was instituting a forcible exchange of hats with him, to his manifest disadvantage, for he had just bought him a new beaver.He told this dream afterwards to one of the boarders.
There was nothing very surprising, therefore, in his asking a question not very closely related to what had gone before.
--Do you think they mean business?
--I beg your pardon, but it would be of material assistance to me in answering your question if I knew who "they" might happen to be.
--Why, those chaps that are setting folks on to burn us all up in our beds.Political firebugs we call 'em up our way.Want to substitoot the match-box for the ballot-box.Scare all our old women half to death.
--Oh--ah--yes--to be sure.I don't believe they say what the papers put in their mouths any more than that a friend of mine wrote the letter about Worcester's and Webster's Dictionaries, that he had to disown the other day.These newspaper fellows are half asleep when they make up their reports at two or three o'clock in the morning, and fill out the speeches to suit themselves.I do remember some things that sounded pretty bad,--about as bad as nitro-glycerine, for that matter.But I don't believe they ever said 'em, when they spoke their pieces, or if they said 'em I know they did n't mean 'em.Something like this, wasn't it? If the majority didn't do something the minority wanted 'em to, then the people were to burn up our cities, and knock us down and jump on our stomachs.That was about the kind of talk, as the papers had it; I don't wonder it scared the old women.
--The Member was wide awake by this time.
--I don't seem to remember of them partickler phrases, he said.
