The balance of our table, as the reader has no doubt observed, has been deranged by the withdrawal of the Man of Letters, so called, and only the side of the deficiency changed by the removal of the Young Astronomer into our neighborhood.The fact that there was a vacant chair on the side opposite us had by no means escaped the notice of That Boy.He had taken advantage of his opportunity and invited in a schoolmate whom he evidently looked upon as a great personage.This boy or youth was a good deal older than himself and stood to him apparently in the light of a patron and instructor in the ways of life.A very jaunty, knowing young gentleman he was, good-looking, smartly dressed, smooth-checked as yet, curly-haired, with a roguish eye, a sagacious wink, a ready tongue, as I soon found out; and as Ilearned could catch a ball on the fly with any boy of his age; not quarrelsome, but, if he had to strike, hit from the shoulder; the pride of his father (who was a man of property and a civic dignitary), and answering to the name of Johnny.
I was a little surprised at the liberty That Boy had taken in introducing an extra peptic element at our table, reflecting as I did that a certain number of avoirdupois ounces of nutriment which the visitor would dispose of corresponded to a very appreciable pecuniary amount, so that he was levying a contribution upon our Landlady which she might be inclined to complain of.For the Caput mortuum (or deadhead, in vulgar phrase) is apt to be furnished with a Venter vivus, or, as we may say, a lively appetite.But the Landlady welcomed the new-comer very heartily.
--Why! how--do--you--do Johnny?! with the notes of interrogation and of admiration both together, as here represented.
Johnny signified that he was doing about as well as could be expected under the circumstances, having just had a little difference with a young person whom he spoke of as "Pewter-jaw" (I suppose he had worn a dentist's tooth-straightening contrivance during his second dentition), which youth he had finished off, as he said, in good shape, but at the expense of a slight epistaxis, we will translate his vernacular expression.
--The three ladies all looked sympathetic, but there did not seem to be any great occasion for it, as the boy had come out all right, and seemed to be in the best of spirits.
-And how is your father and your mother? asked the Landlady.
-Oh, the Governor and the Head Centre? A 1, both of 'em.Prime order for shipping,--warranted to stand any climate.The Governor says he weighs a hunderd and seventy-five pounds.Got a chin-tuft just like Ed'in Forrest.D'd y' ever see Ed'in Forrest play Metamora? Bully, I tell you! My old gentleman means to be Mayor or Governor or President or something or other before he goes off the handle, you'd better b'lieve.He's smart,--and I've heard folks say I take after him.
--Somehow or other I felt as if I had seen this boy before, or known something about him.Where did he get those expressions "A 1" and "prime" and so on? They must have come from somebody who has been in the retail dry-goods business, or something of that nature.I have certain vague reminiscences that carry me back to the early times of this boardinghouse.---Johnny.---Landlady knows his father well.
---Boarded with her, no doubt.---There was somebody by the name of John, I remember perfectly well, lived with her.I remember both my friends mentioned him, one of them very often.I wonder if this boy isn't a son of his! I asked the Landlady after breakfast whether this was not, as I had suspected, the son of that former boarder.
--To be sure he is,--she answered,--and jest such a good-natur'd sort of creatur' as his father was.I always liked John, as we used to call his father.He did love fun, but he was a good soul, and stood by me when I was in trouble, always.He went into business on his own account after a while, and got merried, and settled down into a family man.They tell me he is an amazing smart business man,--grown wealthy, and his wife's father left her money.But I can't help calling him John,--law, we never thought of calling him anything else, and he always laughs and says, "That's right." This is his oldest son, and everybody calls him Johnny.That Boy of ours goes to the same school with his boy, and thinks there never was anybody like him,--you see there was a boy undertook to impose on our boy, and Johnny gave the other boy a good licking, and ever since that he is always wanting to have Johnny round with him and bring him here with him,--and when those two boys get together, there never was boys that was so chock full of fun and sometimes mischief, but not very bad mischief, as those two boys be.But I like to have him come once in a while when there is room at the table, as there is now, for it puts me in mind of the old times, when my old boarders was all round me, that I used to think so much of,--not that my boarders that I have now a'nt very nice people, but I did think a dreadful sight of the gentleman that made that first book; it helped me on in the world more than ever he knew of,--for it was as good as one of them Brandreth's pills advertisements, and did n't cost me a cent, and that young lady he merried too, she was nothing but a poor young schoolma'am when she come to my house, and now--and she deserved it all too; for she was always just the same, rich or poor, and she is n't a bit prouder now she wears a camel's-hair shawl, than she was when I used to lend her a woollen one to keep her poor dear little shoulders warm when she had to go out and it was storming,--and then there was that old gentleman,--I can't speak about him, for I never knew how good he was till his will was opened, and then it was too late to thank him....
