Philippe asked the Baron to mention the time and the weapons,and there it ended.We are engaged at this moment in offering excuses to the Baron in to-morrow's issue.Every phrase is a stab for him.""Keep your teeth in him and he will come round to me,"said Finot;"and it will look as if I were obliging him by appeasing you.He can say a word to the Ministry,and we can get something or other out of him--an assistant schoolmaster's place,or a tobacconist's license.It is a lucky thing for us that we flicked him on the raw.Does anybody here care to take a serious article on Nathan for my new paper?""Give it to Lucien,"said Lousteau."Hector and Vernou will write articles in their papers at the same time.""Good-day,gentlemen;we shall meet each other face to face at Barbin's,"said Finot,laughing.
Lucien received some congratulations on his admission to the mighty army of journalists,and Lousteau explained that they could be sure of him."Lucien wants you all to sup in a body at the house of the fair Coralie.""Coralie is going on at the Gymnase,"said Lucien.
"Very well,gentlemen;it is understood that we push Coralie,eh?Put a few lines about her new engagement in your papers,and say something about her talent.Credit the management of the Gymnase with tack and discernment;will it do to say intelligence?""Yes,say intelligence,"said Merlin;"Frederic has something of Scribe's.""Oh!Well,then,the manager of the Gymnase is the most perspicacious and far-sighted of men of business,"said Vernou.
"Look here!don't write your articles on Nathan until we have come to an understanding;you shall hear why,"said Etienne Lousteau."We ought to do something for our new comrade.Lucien here has two books to bring out--a volume of sonnets and a novel.The power of the paragraph should make him a great poet due in three months;and we will make use of his sonnets (Marguerites is the title)to run down odes,ballads,and reveries,and all the Romantic poetry.""It would be a droll thing if the sonnets were no good after all,"said Vernou.--"What do you yourself think of your sonnets,Lucien?""Yes,what do you think of them?"asked one of the two whom Lucien did not know.
"They are all right,gentlemen;I give you my word,"said Lousteau.
"Very well,that will do for me,"said Vernou;"I will heave your book at the poets of the sacristy;I am tired of them.""If Dauriat declines to take the Marguerites this evening,we will attack him by pitching into Nathan.""But what will Nathan say?"cried Lucien.
His five colleagues burst out laughing.
"Oh!he will be delighted,"said Vernou."You will see how we manage these things.""So he is one of us?"said one of the two journalists.
"Yes,yes,Frederic;no tricks.--We are all working for you,Lucien,you see;you must stand by us when your turn comes.We are all friends of Nathan's,and we are attacking him.Now,let us divide Alexander's empire.--Frederic,will you take the Francais and the Odeon?""If these gentlemen are willing,"returned the person addressed as Frederic.The others nodded assent,but Lucien saw a gleam of jealousy here and there.
"I am keeping the Opera,the Italiens,and the Opera-Comique,"put in Vernou.
"And how about me?Am I to have no theatres at all?"asked the second stranger.
"Oh well,Hector can let you have the Varietes,and Lucien can spare you the Porte Saint-Martin.--Let him have the Porte Saint-Martin,Lucien,he is wild about Fanny Beaupre;and you can take the Cirque-Olympique in exchange.I shall have Bobino and the Funambules and Madame Saqui.Now,what have we for to-morrow?""Nothing."
"Nothing?"
"Nothing."
"Gentlemen,be brilliant for my first number.The Baron du Chatelet and his cuttlefish bone will not last for a week,and the writer of Le Solitaire is worn out.""And 'Sosthenes-Demosthenes'is stale too,"said Vernou;"everybody has taken it up.""The fact is,we want a new set of ninepins,"said Frederic.
"Suppose that we take the virtuous representatives of the Right?"suggested Lousteau."We might say that M.de Bonald has sweaty feet.""Let us begin a series of sketches of Ministerialist orators,"suggested Hector Merlin.
"You do that,youngster;you know them;they are your own party,"said Lousteau;"you could indulge any little private grudges of your own.
Pitch into Beugnot and Syrieys de Mayrinhac and the rest.You might have the sketches ready in advance,and we shall have something to fall back upon.""How if we invented one or two cases of refusal of burial with aggravating circumstances?"asked Hector.
"Do not follow in the tracks of the big Constitutional papers;they have pigeon-holes full of ecclesiastical canards,"retorted Vernou.
"Canards?"repeated Lucien.
"That is our word for a scrap of fiction told for true,put in to enliven the column of morning news when it is flat.We owe the discovery to Benjamin Franklin,the inventor of the lightning conductor and the republic.That journalist completely deceived the Encyclopaedists by his transatlantic canards.Raynal gives two of them for facts in his Histoire philosophique des Indes.""I did not know that,"said Vernou."What were the stories?""One was a tale about an Englishman and a negress who helped him to escape;he sold the woman for a slave after getting her with child himself to enhance her value.The other was the eloquent defence of a young woman brought before the authorities for bearing a child out of wedlock.Franklin owned to the fraud in Necker's house when he came to Paris,much to the confusion of French philosophism.Behold how the New World twice set a bad example to the Old!""In journalism,"said Lousteau,"everything that is probable is true.
That is an axiom."
"Criminal procedure is based on the same rule,"said Vernou.
"Very well,we meet here at nine o'clock,"and with that they rose,and the sitting broke up with the most affecting demonstrations of intimacy and good-will.
