Tis a strange thought,said another,that while they be all here under one roof,a snug united family oLuxellians,they be really scattered miles away from one another in the form of good sheep and wicked goats,isnt it?
True;tis a thought to look at.
And that one,if hes gone upward,dont know what his wife is doing no more than the man in the moon if shes gone downward.
And that some unfortunate one in the hot place is a-hollering across to a lucky one up in the clouds,and quite forgetting their bodies be boxed close together all the time.
Ay,tis a thought to look at,too,that I can say "Hullo!"close to fiery Lord George,and a cant hear me.
And that I be eating my onion close to dainty Lady Janes nose,and she cant smell me.
What do em put all their heads one way for?inquired a young man.
Because tis churchyard law,you simple.The law of the living is,that a man shall be upright and down-right,and the law of the dead is,that a man shall be east and west.Every state of society have its laws.
We must break the law wia few of the poor souls,however.
Come,buckle to,said the master-mason.
And they set to work anew.
The order of interment could be distinctly traced by observing the appearance of the coffins as they lay piled around.On those which had been standing there but a generation or two the trappings still remained.Those of an earlier period showed bare wood,with a few tattered rags dangling therefrom.Earlier still,the wood lay in fragments on the floor of the niche,and the coffin consisted of naked lead alone;whilst in the case of the very oldest,even the lead was bulging and cracking in pieces,revealing to the curious eye a heap of dust within.The shields upon many were quite loose,and removable by the hand,their lustreless surfaces still indistinctly exhibiting the name and title of the deceased.
Overhead the groins and concavities of the arches curved in all directions,dropping low towards the walls,where the height was no more than sufficient to enable a person to stand upright.
The body of George the fourteenth baron,together with two or three others,all of more recent date than the great bulk of coffins piled there,had,for want of room,been placed at the end of the vault on tressels,and not in niches like the others.
These it was necessary to remove,to form behind them the chamber in which they were ultimately to be deposited.Stephen,finding the place and proceedings in keeping with the sombre colours of his mind,waited there still.
Simeon,I suppose you can mind poor Lady Elfride,and how she ran away with the actor?said John Smith,after awhile.I think it fell upon the time my father was sexton here.Let us see--where is she?
Here somewhere,returned Simeon,looking round him.
Why,Ive got my arms round the very gentlewoman at this moment.
He lowered the end of the coffin he was holding,wiped his face,and throwing a morsel of rotten wood upon another as an indicator,continued:Thats her husband there.They was as fair a couple as you should see anywhere round about;and a good-hearted pair likewise.Ay,I can mind it,though I was but a chiel at the time.She fell in love with this young man of hers,and their banns were asked in some church in London;and the old lord her father actually heard em asked the three times,and didnt notice her name,being gabbled on wia host of others.When she had married she told her father,and a fleed into a monstrous rage,and said she shouldnhae a farthing.Lady Elfride said she didnt think of wishing it;if hed forgie her twas all she asked,and as for a living,she was content to play plays with her husband.This frightened the old lord,and a gied em a house to live in,and a great garden,and a little field or two,and a carriage,and a good few guineas.Well,the poor thing died at her first gossiping,and her husband--who was as tender-hearted a man as ever eat meat,and would have died for her--went wild in his mind,and broke his heart (so twas said).Anyhow,they were buried the same day--father and mother--but the baby lived.Ay,my lords family made much of that man then,and put him here with his wife,and there in the corner the man is now.The Sunday after there was a funeral sermon:the text was,"Or ever the silver cord be loosed,or the golden bowl be broken;"and when twas preaching the men drew their hands across their eyes several times,and every woman cried out loud.
And what became of the baby?said Stephen,who had frequently heard portions of the story.
She was brought up by her grandmother,and a pretty maid she were.And she must needs run away with the curate--Parson Swancourt that is now.Then her grandmother died,and the title and everything went away to another branch of the family altogether.Parson Swancourt wasted a good deal of his wifes money,and she left him Miss Elfride.That trick of running away seems to be handed down in families,like craziness or gout.And they two women be alike as peas.
Which two?
Lady Elfride and young Miss thats alive now.The same hair and eyes:but Miss Elfrides mother was darker a good deal.
Lifes a strangle bubble,ye see,said William Worm musingly.
For if the Lords anointment had descended upon women instead of men,Miss Elfride would be Lord Luxellian--Lady,I mane.But as it is,the blood is run out,and shes nothing to the Luxellian family by law,whatever she may be by gospel.
I used to fancy,said Simeon,when I seed Miss Elfride hugging the little ladyships,that there was a likeness;but I suppose twas only my dream,for years must have altered the old family shape.
And now well move these two,and home-along,interposed John Smith,reviving,as became a master,the spirit of labour,which had showed unmistakable signs of being nearly vanquished by the spirit of chat,The flagon of ale we dont want well let bide here till to-morrow;none of the poor souls will touch it a blieve.
So the evenings work was concluded,and the party drew from the abode of the quiet dead,closing the old iron door,and shooting the lock loudly into the huge copper staple--an incongruous act of imprisonment towards those who had no dreams of escape.
