‘Well!what a delightful room this is!I never saw anything so charming!Only think,mama,how it is improved since I was here last!I always thought it such a sweet place,ma'am’(turning to Mrs Dashwood),‘but you have made it so charming!Only look,sister,how delightful everything is!How I should like such a house for myself.Should not you,Mr Palmer?’
Mr Palmer made her no answer,and did not even raise his eyes from the newspaper:
‘Mr Palmer does not hear me,’said she,laughing.‘He never does,sometimes.It is so ridiculous!’
This was quite a new idea to Mrs Dashwood;she had never been used to find wit in the inattention of anyone,and could not help looking with surprise at them both.
Mrs Jennings,in the meantime,talked on as loud as she could,and continued her account of their surprise the evening before,on seeing their friends,without ceasing till everything was told.Mrs Palmer laughed heartily at the recollection of their astonishment,and everybody agreed two or three times over,that it had been quite an agreeable surprise.
‘You may believe how glad we all were to see them,’added Mrs Jennings,leaning forward towards Elinor,and speaking in a low voice as if she meant to be heard by no one else,though they were seated on different sides of the room:‘but,however,I can't help wishing they had not travelled quite so fast,nor made such a long journey of it,for they came all round by London upon account of some business,for you know’(nodding significantly and pointing to her daughter)‘it was wrong in her situation.I wanted her to stay at home and rest this morning,but she would come with us;she longed so much to see you all!’
Mrs Palmer laughed,and said it would not do her any harm.
‘She expects to be confined in February,’continued Mrs Jennings.
Lady Middleton could no longer endure such a conversation,and therefore exerted herself to ask Mr Palmer if there was any news in the paper.
‘No,none at all,’he replied,and read on.
‘Here comes Marianne,’cried Sir John.‘Now,Palmer,you shall see a monstrous pretty girl.’
He immediately went into the passage,opened the front door,and ushered her in himself.Mrs Jennings asked her,as soon as she appeared,if she had not been to Allenham;and Mrs Palmer laughed so heartily at the question as to show she understood it.Mr Palmer looked up on her entering the room,stared at her some minutes,and then returned to his newspaper.Mrs Palmer's eye was now caught by the drawings which hung round the room.She got up to examine them.
‘Oh!dear,how beautiful these are!Well,how delightful!Do but look,mama,how sweet!I declare they are quite charming;I could look at them for ever.’And then sitting down again,she very soon forgot that there were any such things in the room.
When Lady Middleton rose to go away,Mr Palmer rose also,laid down the newspaper,stretched himself,and looked at them all round.
‘My love,have you been asleep?’said his wife,laughing.
He made her no answer,and only observed,after again examining the room,that it was very low-pitched,and that the ceiling was crooked.He then made his bow and departed with the rest.
Sir John had been very urgent with them all to spend the next day at the Park.Mrs Dashwood,who did not choose to dine with them oftener than they dined at the cottage,absolutely refused on her own account;her daughters might do as they pleased.But they had no curiosity to see how Mr and Mrs Palmer ate their dinner,and no expectation of pleasure from them in any other way.They attempted,therefore,likewise to excuse themselves;the weather was uncertain and not likely to be good.But Sir John would not be satisfied-the carriage should be sent for them,and they must come.Lady Middleton too,though she did not press their mother,pressed them.Mrs Jennings and Mrs Palmer joined their entreaties,all seemed equally anxious to avoid a family party,and the young ladies were obliged to yield.
‘Why should they ask us?’said Marianne,as soon as they were gone.‘The rent of this cottage is said to be low;but we have it on very hard terms,if we are to dine at the park whenever anyone is staying either with them or with us.’
‘They mean no less to be civil and kind to us now,’said Elinor,‘by these frequent invitations than by those which we received from them a few weeks ago.The alteration is not in them,if their parties are grown tedious and dull.We must look for the change elsewhere.’
Chapter 20
As the Miss Dashwoods entered the drawing-room of the Park the next day,at one door,Mrs Palmer came running in at the other,looking as good-humoured and merry as before.She took them all most affectionately by the hand,and expressed great delight at seeing them again.
‘I am so glad to see you!’said she,seating herself between Elinor and Marianne,‘for it is so bad a day I was afraid you might not come,which would be a shocking thing,as we go away again tomorrow.We must go,for the Westons come to us next week you know.It was quite a sudden thing our coming at all,and I knew nothing of it till the carriage was coming to the door,and then Mr Palmer asked me if I would go with him to Barton.He is so droll!He never tells me anything!I am so sorry we cannot stay longer;however,we shall meet again in town very soon,I hope.’
They were obliged to put an end to such an expectation.
‘Not go to town!’cried Mrs Palmer,with a laugh;‘I shall be quite disappointed if you do not.I could get the nicest house in the world for you next door to ours,in Hanover Square.You must come,indeed.I am sure I shall be very happy to chaperon you at any time till I am confined,if Mrs Dashwood should not like to go into public.’
They thanked her,but were obliged to resist all her entreaties.
‘Oh!my love,’cried Mrs Palmer to her husband,who just then entered the room;‘you must help me to persuade the Miss Dashwoods to go to town this winter.’
Her love made no answer;and after slightly bowing to the ladies,began complaining of the weather.
