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Matthew Carroll

Matthew Carroll
Matthew Carroll
作品总数1累计字数0.35创作时间211个月23

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  • Can I Sit on Your Lap While You're Pooping?

    Can I Sit on Your Lap While You're Pooping?

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    As a single dad, Matthew Carroll didn't always have someone to share in his frequent laughter and incredulity at the various things his daughter, Morgan, said. Hoping to docu?ment some of her best commentary, Carroll took to recording her choicest quotes on his iPhone when she was between the ages of three and five. He then compiled them chronologically in a small homemade volume for friends and family who, compelled by the hilarious and touching content, encouraged him to share it with a larger audience. Can I Sit on Your Lap While You're Pooping? is the record of the hilarious, crazy, and touching pronouncements of a little girl, but it's also the irresistible documentation of the love between a parent and child.
    第1章 2020-10-05 15:53:15
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  • Can I Sit on Your Lap While You're Pooping?

    Can I Sit on Your Lap While You're Pooping?

    英文图书连载0.35万字
    As a single dad, Matthew Carroll didn't always have someone to share in his frequent laughter and incredulity at the various things his daughter, Morgan, said. Hoping to docu?ment some of her best commentary, Carroll took to recording her choicest quotes on his iPhone when she was between the ages of three and five. He then compiled them chronologically in a small homemade volume for friends and family who, compelled by the hilarious and touching content, encouraged him to share it with a larger audience. Can I Sit on Your Lap While You're Pooping? is the record of the hilarious, crazy, and touching pronouncements of a little girl, but it's also the irresistible documentation of the love between a parent and child.
    第1章 2020-10-05 15:53:15
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  • 人皆有错:名家经典

    人皆有错:名家经典

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  • 如果时光会累

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    欢脱逗比同居日常1:“苏林寒,你家这饼干坏了吧?一股怪味道。”苏林寒擦着湿漉漉的头发,眉头一挑“嘶,我说坦克最近怎么老仇视你,你怎么把人家的饼干吃了?”“……苏林寒!你丫的把一个全是英文的狗粮放在茶几上居心何在!!”2:“苏林寒!你家洗衣机坏了啊?怎么不出水?”“买了两年多了,是应该换了,不过你要是把水龙头打开可能会好一点。”“……”3:“苏林寒你会开车吗?”“会,但没开过。”“没开过?那你还敢带着我!”“不然一个人怎么开?”“……你的高冷呢……”原本以为相遇只是一场意外,却没想过竟是一场精心策划的阴谋。本文欢脱宠,轻虐,1v1搞笑,纯爱!还有丧尸元素!总之,这是一个不一样的青春恋爱故事……
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  • 追妻无门:女boss不好惹

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