People are coming and going,walking and talking,everybody is looking for something,nobody finds anything.General hubbub.The Alcalde has lost his daughter and found his cap,but the cap does not fit;it must belong to some thief.Where is the thief?People walk and talk,and come and go more than ever.Finally the Alcalde finds a man without his daughter,and his daughter without the man,which is satisfactory for the magistrate,but not for the audience.Quiet being resorted,the Alcalde tries to examine the man.Behold a venerable Alcalde,sitting in an Alcalde's great armchair,arranging the sleeves of his Alcalde's gown.Only in Spain do Alcaldes cling to their enormous sleeves and wear plaited lawn ruffles about the magisterial throat,a good half of an Alcalde's business on the stage in Paris.This particular Alcalde,wheezing and waddling about like an asthmatic old man,is Vignol,on whom Potier's mantle has fallen;a young actor who personates old age so admirably that the oldest men in the audience cannot help laughing.With that quavering voice of his,that bald forehead,and those spindle shanks trembling under the weight of a senile frame,he may look forward to a long career of decrepitude.
There is something alarming about the young actor's old age;he is so very old;you feel nervous lest senility should be infectious.
And what an admirable Alcalde he makes!What a delightful,uneasy smile!what pompous stupidity!what wooden dignity!what judicial hesitation!How well the man knows that black may be white,or white black!How eminently well he is fitted to be Minister to a constitutional monarch!The stranger answers every one of his inquiries by a question;Vignol retorts in such a fashion,that the person under examination elicits all the truth from the Alcalde.This piece of pure comedy,with a breath of Moliere throughout,puts the house in good humor.The people on the stage all seemed to understand what they were about,but I am quite unable to clear up the mystery,or to say wherein it lay;for the Alcalde's daughter was there,personified by a living,breathing Andalusian,a Spaniard with a Spaniard's eyes,a Spaniard's complexion,a Spaniard's gait and figure,a Spaniard from top to toe,with her poniard in her garter,love in her heart,and a cross on the ribbon about her neck.When the act was over,and somebody asked me how the piece was going,I answered,"She wears scarlet stockings with green clocks to them;she has a little foot,no larger than THAT,in her patent leather shoes,and the prettiest pair of ankles in Andalusia!"Oh!that Alcalde's daughter brings your heart into your mouth;she tantalizes you so horribly,that you long to spring upon the stage and offer her your thatched hovel and your heart,or thirty thousand livres per annum and your pen.The Andalusian is the loveliest actress in Paris.Coralie,for she must be called by her real name,can be a countess or a grisette,and in which part she would be more charming one cannot tell.She can be anything that she chooses;she is born to achieve all possibilities;can more be said of a boulevard actress?
With the second act,a Parisian Spaniard appeared upon the scene,with her features cut like a cameo and her dangerous eyes."Where does she come from?"I asked in my turn,and was told that she came from the greenroom,and that she was Mademoiselle Florine;but,upon my word,I could not believe a syllable of it,such spirit was there in her gestures,such frenzy in her love.She is the rival of the Alcalde's daughter,and married to a grandee cut out to wear an Almaviva's cloak,with stuff sufficient in it for a hundred boulevard noblemen.Mlle.Florine wore neither scarlet stockings with green clocks,nor patent leather shoes,but she appeared in a mantilla,a veil which she put to admirable uses,like the great lady that she is!She showed to admiration that the tigress can be a cat.I began to understand,from the sparkling talk between the two,that some drama of jealousy was going on;and just as everything was put right,the Alcalde's stupidity embroiled everybody again.Torchbearers,rich men,footmen,Figaros,grandees,alcaldes,dames,and damsels--the whole company on the stage began to eddy about,and come and go,and look for one another.The plot thickened,again I left it to thicken;for Florine the jealous and the happy Coralie had entangled me once more in the folds of mantilla and basquina,and their little feet were twinkling in my eyes.
