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第8章 Economy(8)

A man who has at length found something to do will not need to get a new suit to do it in;for him the old will do,that has lain dusty in the garret for an indeterminate period.Old shoes will serve a hero longer than they have served his valet,-if a hero ever has a valet,-bare feet are older than shoes,and he can make them do.Only they who go to soirées and legislative halls must have new coats,coats to change as often as the man changes in them.But if my jacket and trousers,my hat and shoes,are fit to worship God in,they will do;will they not?Who ever saw his old clothes,-his old coat,actually worn out,resolved into its primitive elements,so that it was not a deed of charity to bestow it on some poor boy,by him perchance to be bestowed on some poorer still,or shall we say richer,who could do with less?I say,beware of all enterprises that require new clothes,and not rather a new wearer of clothes.If there is not a new man,how can the new clothes be made to fit?If you have any enterprise before you,try it in your old clothes.All men want,not something to do with,but something to do,or rather something to be.Perhaps we should never procure a new suit,however ragged or dirty the old,until we have so conducted,so enterprised or sailed in some way,that we feel like new men in the old,and that to retain it would be like keeping new wine in old bottles.Our moulting season,like that of the fowls,must be a crisis in our lives.The loon retires to solitary ponds to spend it.Thus also the snake casts its slough,and the caterpillar its wormy coat,by an internal industry and expansion;for clothes are but our outmost cuticle and mortal coil.Otherwise we shall be found sailing under false colors,and be inevitably cashiered at last by our own opinion,as well as that of mankind.

We don garment after garment,as if we grew like exogenous plants by addition without.Our outside and often thin and fanciful clothes are our epidermis,or false skin,which partakes not of our life,and may be stripped off here and there without fatal injury;our thicker garments,constantly worn,are our cellular integument,or cortex;but our shirts are our liber,or true bark,which cannot be removed without girdling and so destroying the man.I believe that all races at some seasons wear something equivalent to the shirt.It is desirable that a man be clad so simply that he can lay his hands on himself in the dark,and that he live in all respects so compactly and preparedly that,if an enemy take the town,he can,like the old philosopher,walk out the gate empty-handed without anxiety.While one thick garment is,for most purposes,as good as three thin ones,and cheap clothing can be obtained at prices really to suit customers;while a thick coat can be bought for five dollars,which will last as many years,thick pantaloons for two dollars,cowhide boots for a dollar and a half a pair,a summer hat for a quarter of a dollar,and a winter cap for sixty-two and a half cents,or a better be made at home at a nominal cost,where is he so poor that,clad in such a suit,of his own earning,there will not be found wise men to do him reverence?

When I ask for a garment of a particular form,my tailoress tells me gravely,“They do not make them so now,”not emphasizing the “They”at all,as if she quoted an authority as impersonal as the Fates,and I find it difficult to get made what I want,simply because she cannot believe that I mean what I say,that I am so rash.When I hear this oracular sentence,I am for a moment absorbed in thought,emphasizing to myself each word separately that I may come at the meaning of it,that I may find out by what degree of consanguinity They are related to me,and what authority they may have in an affair which affects me so nearly;and,finally,I am inclined to answer her with equal mystery,and without any more emphasis of the “they,”-“It is true,they did not make them so recently,but they do now.”Of what use this measuring of me if she does not measure my character,but only the breadth of my shoulders,as it were a peg to hang the coat on?We worship not the Graces,nor the Parc,but Fashion.She spins and weaves and cuts with full authority.The head monkey at Paris puts on a traveller's cap,and all the monkeys in America do the same.I sometimes despair of getting anything quite simple and honest done in this world by the help of men.They would have to be passed through a powerful press first,to squeeze their old notions out of them,so that they would not soon get upon their legs again;and then there would be some one in the company with a maggot in his head,hatched from an egg deposited there nobody knows when,for not even fire kills these things,and you would have lost your labor.Nevertheless,we will not forget that some Egyptian wheat was handed down to us by a mummy.

On the whole,I think that it cannot be maintained that dressing has in this or any country risen to the dignity of an art.At present men make shift to wear what they can get.Like shipwrecked sailors,they put on what they can find on the beach,and at a little distance,whether of space or time,laugh at each other's masquerade.Every generation laughs at the old fashions,but follows religiously the new.We are amused at beholding the costume of Henry VIII.,or Queen Elizabeth,as much as if it was that of the King and Queen of the Cannibal Islands.All costume off a man is pitiful or grotesque.It is only the serious eye peering from and the sincere life passed within it which restrain laughter and consecrate the costume of any people.Let Harlequin be taken with a fit of the colic and his trappings will have to serve that mood too.When the soldier is hit by a cannon-ball,rags are as becoming as purple.

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